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* AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart

* AMIABLE : Likes to smell others’ farts

* ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private

* AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes

* ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times

* BEWILDERED : Can’t tell his own fart from others

* BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others

* CARELESS : Farts in church

* CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles

* CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time

* CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest

* CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can’t tell which way to go

* CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating

* DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife’s head

* DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog

* DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn’t smell

* DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own

* ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution

* FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours

* FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts

* GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart

* HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason

* IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs

* LAZY : Just fizzles

* MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles

* MISERABLE : Can’t fart at all

* MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell

* NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart

* PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant

* SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers

* SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts

* SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying

* SHY : Blushes when he farts silently

* SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear

* SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present

* SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog

* STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole

* STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter

* THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve

* TIMID : Jumps when he farts

* UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself

* VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart

* WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion

* WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit

Saying: The engine’s runnin’ but ain’t nobody driving.

Translation: Not overly-intelligent.

Saying: Tighter than bark on a tree.

Translation: Not very generous.

Saying: Big hat, no cattle.

Translation: All talk and no action.

Saying: We’ve howdied but we ain’t shook yet.

Translation: We’ve made a brief acquaintance, but not been formally introduced.

Saying: He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.

Translation: He has a pretty high opinion of himself.

Saying: As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

Translation: (self-explanatory).

Saying: S/He’s got tongue enough for 10 rows of teeth.

Translation: Talks a lot.

Saying: It’s so dry the trees are bribin’ the dogs.

Translation: We really could use a little rain around here

Saying: Just because a chicken has wings don’t mean it can fly.

Translation: Appearances can be deceptive.

Saying: This ain’t my first rodeo.

Translation: I’ve been around awhile.

Saying: He looks like the dog’s been keepin’ him under the porch.

Translation: Not the most handsome of men.

Saying: They ate supper before they said grace.

Translation: Living in sin.

Saying: As full of wind as a corn-eating horse.

Translation: Rather prone to boasting.

Saying: You can put your boots in the oven, but that don’t make ‘em biscuits.

Translation: You can say whatever you want about something, but that doesn’t change what it is.

Faith. Faith in a Spirit possessing greater strength, wisdom, power, and love than you do. Faith in the ultimate goodness of life. Faith in yourself. Faith that as you seek, you will find.

The dream that will not die because you were born to love it into full being.

Answered prayers.

The kindness of strangers.

The warmth and security of home. Crossing the threshold and closing the door after a hard day.

Expressions of unconditional love and support.

Your health. The health of those you love.

That moment of relief when you realize that the pain has subsided.

A job that provides steady income while you pursue your dreams.

Feeling the presence of Spirit in your life.

Sinking into a warm, softly scented bath after a stressful day.

The aroma of something delicious wafting from the kitchen

Not having to cook tonight.

Your boundless imagination.

When hope is restored.

Following your intuition and being delighted that you did.

Daydreams. Reveries. Textured, Technicolor nightscapes of happiness and good fortune that have you awakened with a smile.

Twelve hours uninterrupted sleep.

Breakfast in bed.

Serenity as you pay bills.

Acceptance after truggle.

Seeing him or her and having your heart heart skip a beat.

Seeing him or her and finally feeling nothing.

Completely and utterly surrendering to what is and then waiting unexpectantly for the good that is to come.

An afternoon to do as you please.

Doing a great job and having it and your efforts appreciated.

Holding your child in your arms.

Delighting in other people’s children.

Witnessing the birth of new life.

The times when your ideas "clicked" with others".

The fragrance of a vacation day.

The beach. The feel of the sand beneath your feet, the salty breeze, the warming rays of the sun.

A walk in the woods and becoming aware of life all around you.

Trying something new and loving it.

The desire for knowledge.

Two hours in a wonderful bookshop.

Waking up early enough to watch the sun rise with a cup of tea or coffee.

Watching the sunset.

Meeting a kindred spirit.

The moment the veil is lifted from both of your eyes and you know that you know. Hearing a piece of music that instantly touches your soul.

Being able to add that music to your collection immediately.

Reading a passage in a book or a poem that expresses exactly how you feel.

Memorizing a beautiful piece of poetry and sharing it with another in conversation.

Holding hands.

Having a congenial conversation with a stranger on a bus, train, or a plane.

Successfully hailing a cab in rush hour.

A nap.

Realizing that there are no coincidences.

Nailing the punch line in a favorite joke. Hearing their laughter.

Relishing a wonderful movie. Liking it so much you want to see it again as the credits roll. Seeing it again.

Laughing so hard, you can’t catch your breath and your sides ache.

The sacred release of a good cry.

Bringing joy, happiness, and comfort to another person or creature.

The loyal, loving companionship of pets.

Feeling you’re part of a loving and supportive community or church.

Finding a parking space exactly where you need one.

Summoning up the courage to surmount a challenge.

Taking tiny and big risks and having them pay off.

Investing time, creative energy, and emotion in yourself, then reaping the rich harvest of authentic success sown by Love.

Coming in after being caught in a soaking thunderstorm, getting out of wet clothes and becoming warm and dry.

Meeting a deadline.

Making it to a game just in time to see him hit his first home run.

Friendship that endures and thrives despite the obstacles of time and distance.

Being able to trust another human being.

The experience of a pleasant deja vu. The moment you realize it doesn’t have to be deja vu all over again if you don’t want it to.

Wisdom gleaned through life experiences (both yours and others). Knowing how to use it.

Speaking another language.

Reading a book that changes your life.

Receiving flowers.

Moving on.

Letting go gracefully without regrets.

The first morsel of your favorite comfort food.

Savoring the scents of life (flowers, food, the earth, your child’s hair)

Being able to travel; the adventure of new places.

Room Service.

The support and loving presence of sisters and/or brothers.

Achieving a long sought after goal. The moment when your accomplishment emotionally registers.

The new year is coming and i’m ushered into the start of a whole new chapter in life with exams. Yay!!!! not. This is going to go on for the next five years of my life. Great. Another "happy" thought to fill my mind up with. Come to think of it,I never really did take New Year seriosly. Its just a day where another year begins,although some people take it seriosly and party their hearts our for what reason i don’t know. To me,i think the last day of the year is the one to b celebrated. Instead of the first where you celebrate about nothing, you should celebrate on the last day of the year to mark all that has happened in the year and to show that you made it through in one piece.  Its totally logical if you think about it. When have you ever celebrated the beggining in high school? Its the last day thats the best. Even in work. Everyone looks forward to retirement rather than the starting. So why do we celebrate New Year? To make resolutions that we will forget the next day? To have another reason to celebrate and go clubbing? Maybe we ought to change the day ya. Change it to End Year celebration.Hahaha.

But all in all,this thing i wrote are just plainly nonsense because i don like New Years anymore due to exams.hahaha.=P

This Christmas was a great one indeed. It was definately worth the trip back to A/S to see family and friends again. If only those kinda days would last forever. But once again i return to MMU to face the reality that i am to sit for my finals in the next month. Sigh. What a bummer. WHen i was just about to get use to all the hapiness and joy that i had in the few days back home, I find myself back here in Emerald Park again. Well,i guess it can’t be helped. If i stayed longer back home all my friends would have gone off anyway. But it got me wondering, how many times can i have moments like this again? Will all Christmas be this good? Will all my friends be able to come back? This thoughts really got me to appreciate all that i have and all the people around me who made life such a pleasure. I truly thank God for giving me such a nice family and great friends. With this memories and joy i get from time to time, i can go on in life. All this happened bcoz i believed in God. Because of what he promised me, because of his love for me, my life has been joyfull. I’m sure i am going to face problems coming up ahead,but i know,i have people around me to back me up and God to guide my path.

Damn, I can’t sleep. Stupid headache woke put me to sleep and woke me up 1 hour later only to curse me with no sleep. Stupid headache. Hmmmm, what to write about? I think something is getting wrong with my music sense. I have just copied a whole bunch of oldies "light and easy" songs. Damn. I am turning into an old man. Hahaha. Maybe and hopefully its just a passing fad.

Sigh,exams coming again. This semester has been a boring and just plain draggy. Mostly its bcoz of the holiday spirit. In this time of year, its always been a time of rest,a time to rejuvinate the body and mind, to just rot myself. And here I am now, in school preparing for exam when Christmas is so near. I am suppose to be practicing my carrolling, but instead i am practicing my physic’s understanding. In this time of year, I am suppose to wake up late,just in time for lunck, and do nothing all day. And here I am,waking up as early as 7.30,going to class, and doing homework,which i hardly remember doing, and worrying about the coming exams. Guess uni life is not what it’s cracked up to be. I may have freedom from home, but i’m still under the control of MMU.  Damn.This sux.

Damn,days are so boring here.. With exam to "brighten" my life, homework to "cheer" me up, and revision which will definitely bring me "joy", life sure is "fun". Sigh. But looking on the birhgt side now, Christmas is coming!!!!! Time to go home to family and friends, have a load off from MMU, go carolling and till i nearly burst and then have a good nights sleep. Can’t wait to go back.

Thinkg about Christmas, why do we really celebrate Christmas? Is it really to celebrate the birth of Jesus,which is not even recorded that 25 December is His birthday here on earth, or is it another occasion to celebrate Christianity? Some people think of it as a marketing strategy, some as a family gathering. But for me,its a celebration of Christianity. If it really were to celebrate Jesus’s birthday,we would need Jesus here to blow the candles. But because Chrstianity is a relationship with God through Jesus, all the things that Jesus thought us will be remembered,hence the warm and joyous mood that comes every Christmas. Everyone will be kind and lend a helping hand as that is how Jesus is like. If it were just to celebrate Jesus’s birthday, then all you would do is sing Happy Birthday and thats it. Your still the same old you. But things can happen in Christmas that will touch lives, enter into peoples memories and stay part of their lives forever. So to me, Christmas is a celebration to remember that i am one,and Jesus to be thanked for accepting me.

What happens when a love story turns bad?
When what suppose to be a bed of roses turn to thorns?
When the world she was once happy with now destroyed,
When she was suppose to be happy but now she mourns.

What will she do next when things get ackward?
For the more she tries,the worse it gets.
Even if she opens her mouth or not,
The outcome will make her regret.

So what can she do then?
Will she run away and hide?
Or shall she just stand by,
and wait for the change if tide.

For if she does disappear,
she carries the guilt with her.
But if she does not,
then she will forever remain blue.

So what will can she do now?
For the only one who made her assured and prepared,
Her only source of hope and comfort,
Now the source of all her dispair.

So in the end,she choose to disappear,
Not knowing that the one she truly loves,
Not knowing that he has been hurt more,
Not knowing that he has been struck the last nerve.

Now the one who truly loves her,
Now all in deep sadness,
for the one he ever wanted,
now the one who gives him madness.

I pity these two people,
for they did no wrong,
all this happen because of one person,
all just becaise he happen to come along.

For you see this person who dumped the girl,
Was never really the right one for her,
All he did was argue and argue,
Causing her to constantly tear.

And all this while,
the one who loved her was there,
he stood right beside her,
and comforted her,such a dear.

Then the evil one took advantage,
and accuse them together,
for loving each other in secret,
and calling the girl a betrayer.

This hurt her so,
And it was too much too bear,
So she broke up with the accuser,
And lived her days in fear.

The fear was simply because,
These two guys had something between them,
A good friendship that for quite some time,
A relationship like butter and jam.

For if she consults the true lover,
She might cause the friendship to break,
such was a scenario she faced,
so a decision she had to make.

The desicion you already know,
For it is mention up above,
So there is no happy ending,
no care no joy no love.

Like the title says, another went by…and thats it.Nothing wonderful happen, nothing suprising happen, nothing. Now this would not have bothered me b4, but it is now because of the number of days that just went by. Sigh plus on top of all this,i gotta keep worrying(is this how to spell it??) about my coming results. its obvious that my physics didn’t go well, a good sign from an engineering student, and i hope i didn’t fail the semester. yes, i might FAIL the semester, but i’m pretty sure i will pass.

Went church today. Damn nice to go to church. Feels like i’m right at home there. Best place to go for any worries or doubt.In the whole time there, i forgot about my results that were to come, but as i’m writing this,i remember.damn.

well, guess thats all for now i guess. back to thinking about my miserable results to come.*bangs head on table*